Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Why Women Live Longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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What's He Up To

Q: How can you tell if a man's playing around?
A: He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Riddles
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