Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Dummie

A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom. He asked, "What on earth are you doing?!?!" The wife turned to the other man and replied, "See, I told you he was as dumb as a post."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Anonymous

God's Feelings about Man

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. One of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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