God's Feelings about Man

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. One of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

Grab Him By The

Treat him like a flower...grab him by the stalk.