Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

You Get The Remote

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.

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Drop In

One day, an 80 year old man comes home and finds his 80 year old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."

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Why Men Prefer Blondes

Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
A: Men always like intellectual company.

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