Mechanical Whore?

Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

Lil and Dynamite

There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!