Drum Keys

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Foreplay

Q: What is the Australian for foreplay?
A: Brace yourself, Sheila!
Q: And the Welsh?
A: Are you awake, Gwen?

Blonde Transplant

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.