Religion Jokes

Knock Knock - Sinbad

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!

Anonymous

Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?" He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Kristin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kristin! Kristin who?
Kristin the baby in church!

Anonymous
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