Religion Jokes

Mom's Church

My mom was the kind that'd send us to church but didn't go... She'd give us scripture and didn't even know it. She just made up books. ''Cause in the Book of Ricky, it says you should give your mama five percent of your gross income.'

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Evangelists

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One but the light might go out if you don't mail your donation today!

Anonymous

Insulting In Church

How to be insulting in church: Sing out of tune in all the hymns and try singing half a line behind everyone else.

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