Mouse And Lion

There was once a mouse getting chased by a lion, the mouse looked up and said God please let this lion be a Christian, the lion stopped, prayed for the food he was about to received and ate the mouse.

Mom's Church

My mom was the kind that'd send us to church but didn't go... She'd give us scripture and didn't even know it. She just made up books. ''Cause in the Book of Ricky, it says you should give your mama five percent of your gross income.'

Evangelists

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One but the light might go out if you don't mail your donation today!