Three Hell's Angels

Three Hell's Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got wasted." Being quick on the up-take the second one says, "My dad says he will marry my mom next year." Despite this the Nun stays right where she is. In desperation the third one says, "My old man will never ever marry my mom." The Nun looks up from her food and says, "Would one of you bastards please pass the salt?"

Nun Date

Q: What does a nun wear on a date?
A: A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.

What Priests Get

Q: How much pussy do priests get?
A: Nun.