Religion Jokes

Cast The First Stone

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her. Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone." From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him down. Jesus turned and looked in that direction and said: "You know mom, sometimes you really piss me off."

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Definition of Teenager

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

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Good Deed

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

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