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Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man
Good Bud
Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
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Black Widow Spiders
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home. Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong. The wife told him, "Remember when we first got married and I told you that I couldn't stand him after about a month into the marriage? I really hated him at the time." "Yeah, I remember those trying times." replied the attorney. "I absolutely positively hated him. I even had bad thoughts of killing him, remember?" "Yes, I do." "But you kept telling me to get rid of those thoughts. You said that I would get up to thirty years for such a crime." "That was a long time ago though. Why are you so sad now?" "Because...I could have been a free woman by now!"
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