Generous Qoman

"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25."
"That's a lot of money to give away," says her friend.
"What did your husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "

Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"

Form Vs Function

A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”