Ups and Downs of Marriage

Marriage for women has its ups and downs.
How?
The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

What Women Miss Most

Q: What do most women miss most about being single?
A: Having sex!

A Missing Person

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"