Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Lesbian Wife

My wife came out to me after four horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman.
Which finally gave us something in common.

Anonymous

NY Times Ad

Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f#*#ing everything.

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