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Old And Overweight
A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."
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Lesbian Wife
My wife came out to me after four horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman.
Which finally gave us something in common.
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NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f#*#ing everything.
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