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Bride Joke

Q: Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
A: Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

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Willing To Die

They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

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Definition of Kinky Sex

I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.

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