Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Celebrating 50 Years

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came out laughing loudly. ''On our first night," the woman said, "you did the same thing and came out laughing. At the time, I was too embarrassed to ask what you were laughing about. Can you explain?" ''On that night while urinating, I made the roof wet. Today my shoes are wet."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Prime Day

Every day is PRIME day when you're married to my wife !

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Submitted BY: Kaitlyn

Final Curtain

At his annual checkup, a man is told that he has contracted a deadly disease and has only twelve hours to live. His only consolation is that it’s not contagious. When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, “Honey, let’s make love tonight. It will be the night of your life.” They make love with a passion, and it’s amazing, and they kiss and go to sleep. A little while later he wakes her up and says, “How about we do it again?” They make love again, and it’s even better and more bittersweet. They are exhausted. Sensing the end approaching, the husband asks, “Hey, how about just one more time?” “That’s easy for you to say,” the wife says. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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