A Sleepwalker

A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. "My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?" asked the therapist. "Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, a man overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting!"

68 Tonight

I asked my wife if we could do 68 tonight. 
She'd blow me, and I'd owe her one.