Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

The Doghouse

You are master in your own house - the doghouse!

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Out Of Town.

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

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Hop On Pop

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

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