Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Marriage Expectations

A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he WILL change, and he doesn't.

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Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

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Changed my Life

 I've lived like a NUN since I got married.
NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN whatsoever!

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