Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Rodeo Sex

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex". That's when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the act you whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", then try to hold on for 8 seconds!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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St. Patrick's Day Parade

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Drug Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Finally Figured Out Women

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Riddles
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