Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Light Bulb - Divorced

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
A: Nobody knows, they never get to keep the house.

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Hunting Stories

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"   The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife."  "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.  The hunter slyly replied, "My ex-wife!" 

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Cyclones

Q:  Why do they name cyclones after women?
A:  Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

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