Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Frigid Challenge

I challenged my ex-wife to do the "ice bucket challenge". This will be the first time the water starts out warm and turns into ice.

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Divorce & Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

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