Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Crap Day

I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus.
Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh.

Anonymous

Apologetic Spouse

"Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and children 1, 2, 3, and 4 years old. How come?"
"Well, every year, he comes back to apologize."

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Anonymous

Good News, Bad News, and Worse News

Good News: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad News: She wants a divorce
Worse News: She's a lawyer

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