Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
Anonymous

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Redneck Chimney

A redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, "Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys." The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney." The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're all black."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Submitted BY: Jake
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