Relationship Jokes

Gun to the Wedding

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.

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Bar Question

A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun and shouts, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife!" One of the patrons swiveled around on his stool and drunkenly slured, "What kind of gun is that? A Smith and Wesson 686?" The husband replied, "Why the hell does that matter?!?" The drunk smiles and says, "Because a 686 only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."

Anonymous

Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

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