Relationship Jokes

Paralyzed

Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.

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Lonely Barack

Q: What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?
A: I don't want to be Obama self

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Love Through the Shades

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies. Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned. 'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

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