Relationship Jokes

Marriage is an Institution

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

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Sorry

I upset my hay fever suffering, diabetic girlfriend.
Now I don't know what to buy her to apologize.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Farmer Johnson

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife, "Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies."But I want you to, Maude." "But why?" Maude asks."Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"

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