Relationship Jokes

Dead Mailman

A couple drives to the hospital, as the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.

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The Partnership

Their marriage is a wonderful partnership. He's the silent one.

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Frost Wants a Divorce

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.

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