Relationship Jokes

After I Die

A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."

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Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

Anonymous

Weather Bureau

Wife: Who was that on the phone?
Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.
Wife: What did he say?
Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...

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