You Might Be a Redneck If...

You Might Be A Redneck...

• If your dad walks you to school 'cause you're in the same grade!
• If you mow the grass and find the car!
• If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale!
• If you sell the car 4 gas money!

Redneck Taxidermist

You might be a redneck if... You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.

You Might Be A Redneck 37

You might be a redneck if...

• The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed."
• You're in bed with your wife and you call out a name you gave to a coon you killed.
• You've ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses.
• Your old car is now considered the main storage unit.
• Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark.
• Charlie Daniels is your commencement speaker.
• After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz".
• You have a bowling machine in your kitchen.
• You pick up your girlfriend on a bike for the prom.
• The Roto-Rooter man calls for backup when visiting your house.