Hoe Down

You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!

You Might Be A Redneck 41

You might be a redneck if...

• Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
• You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
• You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
• You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
• You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
• You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
• When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
• Your screen door has no screen.

It's Illegal

You know you are redneck when your favorite shirt is illegal in more then 15 states.