New Scientific Theories

New scientific theories 1st Runner Up - If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.

Redneck Cousin's Rap Record

You might be a redneck... If your cousins put out a rap record and it goes aluminum.

Signs You Might Be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

• You prefer the Sears catalog to Charmin.
• Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
• You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.
• You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
• You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.
• Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.
• You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.
• None of your zippers have all their teeth either.
• You are driving the car you were conceived in.
• You've ever used scissors on food.
• You've ever re-used a paper plate.