You Might Be a Redneck... 40

You might be a redneck if...

• You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
• Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
• You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
• Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
• You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
• You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
• You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
• The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
• You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
• One of your kids was born on a pool table. 

Redneck Booty Call

That's why they call it a pick-up truck!

You Might Be a Redneck If... Bowling

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.