Did You Hear About The Redneck

Did you hear about the redneck who... spent four days in Sears looking for a miscarriage.

Stockmarket

You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.

You Might Be a Redneck If... Collection 38

You might be a redneck if...

• A policeman asks for your ID, and you answer, "About what?"
• You wake up with chocolate in your ears after spending the night in a fine hotel.
• Your neighbor spits grass when he talks.
• In the delivery room, your husband says,"That's worse than skinning a deer!"
• You have sworn on your mother's grave while she is standing beside you.
• You refer to your cousin as "my girlfriend."
• You wake up the day after your wedding to find your sister next to you.
• You got your tater gun hangin' over your couch in your living room as a conversation piece.
• You've ever entered yourself in a "Howdy Doody Look-alike" Contest.
• Your lips move while reading a stop sign.