Redneck Jokes

Stealing Redneck

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?
A: "Six-finger discount!"

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Cowboy Boots And Shorts

You might be a redneck if you wear cowboy boots with shorts.

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Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game." 

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