Redneck Booty Call - Springer

Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show?

Bumpy Car Trip

There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other in the passenger seat and one resting in the back. The guy in the back became sleepy and fell asleep. A few minutes later, he is startled by a "THUMP THUMP." "What the hell was that?" he shouted. The driver says, "It was just a redneck." "I felt two thumps, though," says the passenger. "Yeah we had to go through the fence to hit him."

Rednecks Fifty Cent Piece

Q: What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece?
A: He married her.