88 Rednecks

Q: What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A: A family reunion.

You Might Be a Redneck If... 18

You might be a redneck if...

• Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
• Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
• When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
• You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.
• You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
• Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
• You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
• Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
• You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
• You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial. 

You Might Be a Redneck If... Pet Store

You might be a redneck if... you take your kids to a pet store and buy them toys!