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Slowest on 80 Wheels

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Mexicans in Star Trek

Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

A: They don't work in the future, either.

Mexican Fire Chief

Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

A: Hose A and Hose B!

The Wall

Q: A Mexican runs into a wall. What does he hit first?

A: His lawn mower.

Mexican Octopus

Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!