Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Jelly Beans

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.