Racist Jokes

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Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: DefinitelyNotArab

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles
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