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What Am I?
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
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How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
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Asian Drive-By
Q: What do you call an Asian drive-by?
A: Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)
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