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Technology is Too Good

Seattle, Washington: The new U.S. Weather Service radar on Camano Island and atmospheric profiler at Sand Point began to pick up a mysterious 20 mile per hour wind out of the south each night about a month ago, a wind that started about sunset and ended at dawn. Forecasters finally realized the new instrument is almost too accurate for its own good: It was detecting no wind, but the annual nighttime migration of thousands of birds towards the north, said a meteorologist.

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Anonymous

Real Advertisements 3

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

  • Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  • Sheer stockings: Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime.
  • For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything.
  • Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Categories: Ads & Newspapers
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Anonymous

Energizer Bunny

While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Written By: KielPhillips
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