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Clinton's Favorite Instrument

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!

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Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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