The Cremation

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Yo Mama - Raincoat

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"