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If It Business Lines

  • If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
  • If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
  • If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
  • If it works, don't fix it!
  • If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
  • If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
  • If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
  • If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.
  • If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.
  • If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

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10 Signs You Might Not Get a Christmas Bonus

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future."
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial.
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips.
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet."
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants.
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under an avalanche of stolen office supplies.
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw.
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78 times.
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets

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Proctologist

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.

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