Popular Jokes

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Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"

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Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

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