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Yo Mama - Shaving

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Gross Jokes
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Anonymous

I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Mississippi Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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Anonymous

Mineral Shortage

Doctor: Sorry sir, but your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG
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