Washington, Nixon, and W. Bush

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

Presidential Promise

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting more women on his staff.

I Wanna Be A Commie

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor asks, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"