Political Jokes

Madame President

Q: What would a female president's husband be called?
A: Bill Clinton.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Cow Government Examples

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred through an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The Enron annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

Categories: Political Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Anonymous

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous
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