Politicians Reincarnation

Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?
A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.

Trash Talk

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Madame President

Q: What would a female president's husband be called?
A: Bill Clinton.