Dems Demand Action

Q: What is the new politically correct name for Trump's 'Shit Hole Countries' ?
A: Turd-World Nations

Stop the Protests

Q: How do you stop all the post-election protests and riots?
A: Play the national anthem. They'll all take a knee.

Republicans to Change a Light Bulb

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Bush.