Christmas Lights and Obama

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together, half of the little bastards don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!

Politics - 10 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
Brian Williams news reports
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Bill Clinton at his best

When "Air Force One" prepares to land, the captain speaks over the intercom: "The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position."