Muslim Bookstore

The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim bookstore had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off!  Get out and Stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.

Russia and Trump

Q: What is Russia going to do since Trump struck Syria?
A: Vote Democratic in the next election.