No Trump Cheese

Q: Why does Donald Trump want to ban the sale of shredded cheese?
A: He wants to make America grate again.

Stuck In a Plane

George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly, National Guard Service or not, a plane George, Jr., grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!" Ground control receives the call for help and answers back: "Your dad?" "He left me here! Took the parachute!" "Sir, your dad?" "He's the pilot! Gosh!" "Okay, don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position." "I'm over six feet and sitting in the front!"

Trump Strategy

Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trump's immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.