No BS Bernie

Bernie Sanders to cut the BS
Now he wants to be called Ernie Anders

Monica Lewinsky vs Buffalo Bills

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.

Tourist in Havana

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, "Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!"