Welcome to the 21st Century Where Everything is Less

Our phones, wireless
Cooking, fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Women ~ Topless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Government is ~ CLUELESS!!
And our Politicians are ~ WORTHLESS!!
 

Hillary's Wake-up Call

Hillary phoned Trump's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning,”  grumbled Trump.“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary. “Well, it’s Okay with me if it’s Okay with the mortuary,” replied President Trump.

Going to Miami

AOC gets on an airplane and sits down in the first-class section. The flight attendant tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first-class ticket. AOC replied that she was a congresswoman and she was staying in first class until we reach Miami. The flight attendant gets the head flight attendant who asks AOC to leave and she says no, I'm a congresswoman and I'm staying in first class until we reach Miami." The flight attendant doesn't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to AOC and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Miami."