AOC Going Home

Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?
A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus

Obama Impresses

Obama is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a man approaches him. "Excuse me, Mr. President, but my name is John Webber, and I'm here with an extremely important client. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, John'." Obama readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the man walks by, deep in conversation with his client. Obama waves and says, "Hello, John!" The man replies, "Buzz off, Obama! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.

White House

Q: Why is the White House called the White House?
A: Sperm ain't purple!