Political Jokes

Liberals to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Light Bulb Jokes
Anonymous

Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes
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